Continuing the Good Work

The Captains Log 9/10

 

After I killed Jessy Parker down in Thiarer he decided to leave the system and continue his macoing ways elsewhere. Well I couldn’t let this happen. Thankfully, though Ivanna Nuke was near a locator agent, so he employed that agents services and informed me that Jessy Parker was living in Eskunen, five jumps out of Jita. So I packed up my stuff and followed him into Caldari space.

Upon arriving at Eskunen I parked my ship outside of The Caldari Constructions Warehouse and waited for Jessy Parker to log on. I waited for three days and he did not show. I came to the conclusion that he must have have given up on EVE or decided that macroing was bad and therefore he logged on at different time to me. All was not lost though. In observing the local inhabitants of the system I had came to realise that there were other macro miners going about their macoring ways. This could not go on. They had to be stopped.

The first target was Dacascos, a proud member of the Sebiestor tribe who quikly died quietly while mining. There was no sound from his Hulk as my Vexors blasters tore the armour plates from the ships internal structure. As the Hulk exploded I sat back in satisfaction and smiled at the good work I had just done. My work was not yet done though. I went to Jita and bought fittings for four more Vexors with the intention of killing another four macro miners hanging out in Eskunen the next day.

 

So the next day I powered up my Vexor ready to take out those macoro miners. I was looking forward it. Four Hulks. Four Vexors. A perfect match. For this attack though I recruited the help of Ivanna Nuke to provide me with warp ins and scoop the loot in his Taranis. First on my list was XxBlack PearlxX. My Vexors made quick work of his hulk reducing it to smoldeing bits of scrap metal. Of course Concord reduced my Vexor to scrap metal as well. but hey that’s alright, thats what it is there for. After we blew up XxBlack PearlxX his pod warped back to the station and the back to belt and then kept on repeating it over and over. Looks like someone never told the bot to stop mining once the hulk was blown up. While I was preparing for the next target though XxBlack PearlxX opened a convo with me and procceded to talk/abuse/threaten me in German (If anyone can provide a translation, please do).

XxBlack PearlxX > abschussfreigabe

XxBlack PearlxX > thx

XxBlack PearlxX > : )

XxBlack PearlxX > man siet sich immer 2 mal im leben

XxBlack PearlxX > wie arm mus man sein

XxBlack PearlxX > eine miner zu zerstören

XxBlack PearlxX > hulk

XxBlack PearlxX > arm arm

XxBlack PearlxX > nup

XxBlack PearlxX > pfffff

XxBlack PearlxX > pieser

Prometheus09 > oh sorry wasnt watching

Prometheus09 > dont worry ill be back

XxBlack PearlxX > o4 dadel ok

Prometheus09 > might not make it befor DT but hey ill be on after

XxBlack PearlxX > eh hulk zu zerstören pffffff

Prometheus09 > oh and speak english i dont want to google translate everything

He then began to escalate thins by undocking a Tengu and bring his alts out in combat ships, one in a Raptor and the other in a Corramant. Well this guy is an asshole. I had a well planed night ahead of me in which my four Vexors were going to blow up four other Hulks and now this guy was going to wreak it. Well there was only one thing to do. Blow up his Tengu. I debated between buying a Torp Raven and Blaster Dominix to do the job and ended up settling on the Dominx. So off I flew to Jita bought everything I needed and then started to come back to Eskunen only for down time to come along. I had every intention of continuing the fight after down time but it seemed XxBlack PearlxX wanted to dock up in Jita. Ah well there would be time enough to gank him tomorrow. Big

XxBlack PearlxX Tengu in action

XxBlack PearlxX Tengu in action

As it turned out XxBlack PearlxX had bought another Hulk and was toiling away in Eskunen the next day. Perfect. Ivanna Nuke also came out again in his Taranis to once again relay tactical information to me. Ivanna scanned XxBlack PearlxX down and gave me the go ahead to warp to him. As the warp bubble collapsed the soothing sight of strip miners reducing asteroids greeted my eyes. Pity I wasn’t here to watch that, but it make a nice background for the explosions that where to come. My Vexor began to pounding against the Hulks shields, but somthing was wrong… they were not breaking fast enough. I cried out in frustration as Concord arrived and jammed my ships interface, preventing me from killing my prey. XxBlack PearlxX then proceeded to warp his hulk to the nearest station, where he then undocked his two alts in active shield tanking Drakes. I in turn I undocked my Dominix ready to lay waste to his ships if he attacked me (he had to shoot first as he had kill rights on me and wouldn’t get blown up by concord). Big picture

Twin Xx Drakes

Twin Xx Drakes

Unfortunately, he did not shoot me and after 20 minutes or so docked back up leaving the comment ‘boring’ in local. Well if he wasn’t going to play with me I would just have to find some fun elsewhere. Ivanna found another Hulk in system piloted by Mandrake lord999 who was also on my to kill list. Once again I warped on top of the hulk and like all the good times before proceed to tear his ship apart. Concord was not going to stop me this time and nor could they. However, it turns out Mandrake was not a botter. As soon as I killed him he started abusing me in local prompting Ivanna Nuke to get a bucket out to catch the tears. Mandrake then opened a convo with me, which I was going to post but it is too long. To summarizes it though…

            Mandrake abused me

            I said he was a botter

            He said he wasn’t, and the evidence pointed to him not being one

            I apologised to him

            He told me how much he hated macro miners

            I told him to give me names so I could kill them

After that convo I docked back up to get some much need rest. Suicide ganking takes allot out of you. Logging back in latter revealed that XxBlack PearlxX had left Eskunen for greener pastures (or pastures that just didn’t have me in them). But let it be known XxBlack PearlxX that you have not escaped. I know where you are. My alts are already with you, watching you every move. I will be with you soon and another one of your Hulks will die. 

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3 Responses to “Continuing the Good Work”

  1. Sorcerers Apprentice says:

    XxBlack PearlxX > abschussfreigabe
    something along the lines of “Permission to shoot”
    XxBlack PearlxX > thx
    XxBlack PearlxX > : )
    XxBlack PearlxX > man siet sich immer 2 mal im leben
    One always meets twice in life (poor spelling)
    XxBlack PearlxX > wie arm mus man sein
    How poor (as in sad) does one have to be (to do that)
    XxBlack PearlxX > eine miner zu zerstören
    to destroy a miner
    XxBlack PearlxX > hulk
    XxBlack PearlxX > arm arm
    poor poor (again, as in sad)
    XxBlack PearlxX > nup
    I assume this is supposed to mean “noob”
    XxBlack PearlxX > pfffff
    XxBlack PearlxX > pieser
    (poor spelling “pisser”) thats … someone who pees (sort of a baby insult in german)
    XxBlack PearlxX > o4 dadel ok
    No clue what that’s supposed to mean
    XxBlack PearlxX > eh hulk zu zerstören pffffff
    to destroy a hulk pfffff (poor spelling and some hint of an dialect)

    Hope that helps :)

  2. Sorceres Apprentice says:

    Anytime. If you need more translations, just contact me ingame or via eMail. :)

  3. prometheus09 says:

    Thanks for that at least I know what he said now : )

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