The Captains Log 8/2
Solar system: Amarr
Station. Emperor Family Academy
I need ISK. I need lots of ISK so I can expand on my industrial empire. So I sat down and thought about how I can make all this ISK and came up with a solution: Scamming. I will scam my way into two billion ISK. So I logged a alt on in Amarr and sent this message to everyone in Amarr local..
G’day
I have 100000 units of Megacyte for sale for 255 mill, which is 10% cheaper than buying it of the market. I’m selling it through contracts as I want to get a good price for it but don’t want to deal with the .01 ISK wars on the market. The contract is linked below for your convenience.
Megacyte x 100000
Much appreciated
Sklavin09
Yes I sent a eve mail to everyone in Amarr, some 200+ people, and it only cost me about a mill in CSPA charges. Naturally my contract didn’t actually have 100k Megacyte, only 10k. As you would expect I got a few mails sent back to me. Some people were very unhappy about me trying to scam others like this one.
From: Bahadur Maharaja
Sent: 2010.02.05 09:08
To: Sklavin09,
Suck my dick scumer ) LOLOLOOLOL
Other people just blocked me straight away or were just not interested in my great deal.
From: dumtes
Sent: 2010.02.05 09:22
To: Sklavin09,
dude im a missioner
And then there was this gem, which I admit I have to made the whole effort worth it.
From: Amelia Mannerheim
Sent: 2010.02.05 09:06
To: Sklavin09,
Hello
Thank you for that fine offer. Im not into manufacturing or trading so I’ll have to pass. But since you showed me such consideration and gave me a heads up on that mighty fine offer I’m willing to trade you a 100 gallente shuttles for a mere 100 billion isk.
Much appreciated
Amelia Mannerheim
I didn’t actually find anyone stupid enough to buy my Megacyte so I guess I will have to try again.
(Continued in part II)
Tags: Scaming