The Captains Log 30/7
Solarsystem: PA-VE3
Shiptype: Ares Class Interceptor
The killmails for our current contract in Period Basis has provided us with plenty of amusement, which I thought I would share with all of you.
The Neutralizing Claw – A speedy litte ship that not only tackles you but nukes your cap… as well as its own allowing it to die a horrible death.
The Neuting Expanded Cargo Tackler Bruitx – Following the lead of the neutralizing claw this Brutix will tackle you and neut you to death. However unlike the claw this pilot recognized that this fit would nuke his own cap and therefore filled his lows with cargohold expanders; no doubt for all the cap boosters he planned on using but didn’t have.
Frigate Killing Nemesis – The objective of this Nemesis is to sneak up on unsuspecting frigates and reduce them to space dust with its smartbomb, laser and missile launcher.
Tackler Nemesis – Screw sneaking up on a person, that is the cowards path. This Nemesis gets up close and personal with you, preventing your ship from warping out while removing your tank piece by piece.
Cap Free Dual Cap Booster Scorpion – When your ship requires no cap to run its modules (other than a salvager) the only solution is to fit a dual Cap Booster to ensure your Cap never runs out.
Bemused Sentinel – Using your ship bonuses is for pussies. Real men ignore ship bonuses.
Neutralizing Vengeance – Legiunea ROmana seem to like their neut ships. They must know something we don’t.
Pacifist Thorax – In an attempt to obtain mercy this pilot refused to fit his ship at all.
Killer Sabre – This guy recognizes that he has one job to do, bubble the enemy no matter what, therefore why would you need to utilize the rest of his high slots?
The Ambushing Tanky Hyperion – This Hyperion will sneak up on your ship where upon it will use its dual shield booster to tank your damage and when that fails him, his dual armor rep will save him.
A Fighting Chance Coromorant – This guy wanted to give his opponents a fight chance to win by fitting only half the guns he can.
Drone Away Nidhoggur – Carriers are used to launch fighters into battle. Why would you need high slots?
Overpowered Zealot – Zealots are so overpowered they have no need of high slots… or tanks for that matter.
